exiguous: extremely scanty

"I told Mariana, I said to her, 'You can't chuck that exiguous trash down the runway'".
"Jerry, what the fuck are you on? Where do you come up with this? Exiguous?"
"Babydoll, I read it in the freaking Times, a political piece on Dafur. If it's fucking good enough for them, it's good enough for me."
"And what did Mariana say?"
"Well, she's Russian, so she didn't get it. She thought I was saying 'sexy dress trash'."