defenestrate: to throw out of a window
It's a conundrum: do I defenestrate myself, or slowly defenestrate every other person in the world one by one? A super-human-mind-ray power could get them all to do it in one big go, but what about people on the groundfloor? Or in the basement? Plus I couldn't kill off the babies. I'd keep them and train them as a new super-human army, to take on the squirrels. You just know after I'd killed everyone the squirrels would be in there. In your business suit, riding the elevator to your office. Having meetings in the conference room, getting your PA (now another squirrel) to get them coffee and check the diary. Meeting your wife (another squirrel) and telling her you're (squirrel) too tired for sex. So with super-baby-death-ray power we will have to fight them back.
Wednesday, 24 March 2010
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