esemplastic \es-em-PLAS-tik\ adjective
Meaning: shaping or having the power to shape disparate things into a unified whole

In the great and mighty cosmos it was up to someone to bring all the disparate particles together. Until that was done, no one could create the important things in life, like mocha, and squeaky dog toys. So God was invented. I say invented; he was actually picked from a list of hopefuls as part of a reality show: Idol Idol. He didn't have the best esemplastic powers, but he was easy on the eye, and then, if not now, looks were considered to be pretty important. The PR department wanted someone to be the face of the new 'Universe' (a name they were bandying about), and, with some careful words in the ear of the judges, they got their way.